There is no munching on onion rings in a roadside diner. There is no abrupt fade to black. ...

Nevertheless, the rumor is being spread by TheStreet.com rather than The Onion or something, so its my duty to report it: ...

... "a great steak dinner smothered with onions at Frank Fats in Sac" that a run was inadvisable. Though hes a longtime California ...

Nevertheless, the rumor is being spread by TheStreet.com rather than The Onion or something, so its my duty to report it: ...